shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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