i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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