Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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