it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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