the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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