at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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