I need help removing her.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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