And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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