I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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