1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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