he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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