I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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