if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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