"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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