Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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