i only shaved half my leg
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
21 Horny People Confess Their Boldest Sexual Advances
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
29 Shocking Confessions That People Thought Were A Joke
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me