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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds

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• (801): View more from Utah

  After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.

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  Did it work?

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  Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover

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• (858): View more from California

  The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left

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