Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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