what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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