I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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