What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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