What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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