I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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