Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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