these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
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All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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