How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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