remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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