How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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