im about as happy as oj after his trial
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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