he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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