Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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