at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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