kristin has been a bad kristin
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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