We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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