Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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