i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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