Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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