Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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