ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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