You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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