Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
my liver is dry heaving
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
there is glitter all over my balls
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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