I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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