Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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