i think i have herpe
just one?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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