I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I think a kid would responsible me up
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You were trust falling into bushes
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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