Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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