Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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