WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Randomize
