You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just blew my weed a kiss
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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