I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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