A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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