Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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