So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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