last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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